"I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just saying you are mistaken."
"Hey, you beat me with a straight, but look at the pair I have."
"The word 'labia' means lips, but it means a lot of other things in this poem."
Me: "I like those pictures of you and the elephant."
Him: "Yeah, and there are about two hundred more from where that came from."
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